I don't mind fat people, I just don't like fat people that try to pretend that one part of their body's fat. Like my Aunt Sara's like that. I'll be like, 'Hey, Aunt Sara, you want a piece of this cake?' She'll be like, 'I can't have that cake. It'll go straight to my hips.' Really? Well, it seems to make a pit stop on your ass and back.
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