I read a story about a dog that was in the same tornado as me. I felt bad for this dog, because the dog got picked up by the tornado and thrown 125 feet, and he survived when he landed in a tree. I felt bad for that dog because dogs don't know anything about weather patterns, so for the rest of his life, that dog is gonna think he has superpowers.
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