My daughter -- true story -- she's turning six. I asked her, 'Where do you want to go for your birthday?' She said, 'I want to go to Las Vegas.' 'Las Vegas?!' Six years old, that makes sense, 'cause she likes the big hotels with the pools. She loves the pools, and I'm trying to discourage her. I go, 'No no no, we went when you were four. Remember what you did in the pool? You peed in the pool!' And she goes, 'Shh, Daddy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!'
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