I tried to go on the Internet. I figured, you gotta be safe there, can't run into any problems on the Internet. I went on one of them sex sites, you know; I wanna see what the big deal is. I went to bigboobs.com 'cause that's what I like. The chick was sitting there with the icon, you know, right by her stuff. It was like, 'You wanna see my wet kitty? Click here.' So, I wanna see the kitty. But I'm about to open it up, and my friend was like, 'No, don't open it up! She might have a virus!' I was like, 'Damn. Here, too?'
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