Ladies, you know how much you can get for your eggs? $15,000. I don't know why any of you are working.... They're hard to get to, but once you do, each one's like an Easter egg filled with cash. But they base it on beauty, intelligence and athleticism, so don't think you're all going to go get $15 grand.... Some of you might have scrambled eggs or huevos rancheros. We're not saying they're all Faberge or Cadbury.
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