I was at my first Hollywood party, trying to fit in, trying not to sweat. And this woman who I just met comes up to me and says, 'Hey, Jackie, there's cake. Of course you'll want a piece of cake.' Wow, no thank you. Cake is not my downfall. I am not retaining excess cake. You got a piece of chicken back there -- I'm all over it.
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