All the brainy people that are making the technology and advancing things, they don't have any common sense... You always hear people get fooled by, like, car companies. 'Yeah, I got the new car. It's really safe, you know, because they crashed it in the wall with the test dummies, so it's safe.' That's not foolproof. You know why? Because crash test dummies don't tense up before impact. Let me tell you something, 'til they get a crash test dummy to go, 'Sh*t!' before it hits the wall, not doin' us any good.
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