It's amazing that we've never had a female president. A big part of that is we have men in this country that are so sexist, that they say things like, 'We can't have a woman president. 'Cause you know what's going to happen if we elect a woman, right? Once a month she's going to have her period and have PMS and go crazy. She'll ruin the country.' We have men who actually believe that a woman, because of her biology, has her judgment impaired once a month. Well I'm a man with a penis and testicles; my judgment is impaired every five to seven minutes.
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