My mother would always get powdered milk. I hated it, but when we ran out, my brother and I would substitute nondairy creamer. What the hell is nondairy creamer? I once asked the guy at the grocery store. I was like, 'You know, what is nondairy creamer?' He was like, 'Well, I'm not quite sure what it is, but I can tell you what it ain't.'
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