I met this girl last week, and we went back to my place, and one thing led to nothing. She goes, 'No sex. We're just going to sleep. We'll be friends.' What friends do that? I played basketball with my friend the other day. I didn't say, 'What do you want to do now? Let's take a nap together.'
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