Men: our differences outside the bedroom reflect our differences inside the bedroom. For example, my girl gives me a hand job. It's like she's trying to pull the emotions out of me. 'I want to talk to you about your day. Tell me more about your day.' We penetrate you ladies; it's the opposite. It's like we're trying to shove your emotions back inside of you, right? It's like, 'I don't want to hear about your dumb feelings, OK? Keep them stored inside of your ovary sacks.'
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