I went out with the one that wasn't 'the one' for five years. Get this, I wanted to break up with her after three months, but I didn't. You want to know why? Because I'm a pussy, that's why. I didn't want to hurt her. I just wanted to ruin my freaking life. What's five years when you think about it?
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