I don't have a big penis, and you know what -- I don't want one. I don't need one. I'm good with my discreet penis. It's been mine all my life. I know exactly how to use it. I know its strengths; I know its weaknesses. It's compact, but it handles the road, you know. And it gets great gas mileage, and it has a sun roof and power locks. Anyway, just imagine a warrior, the deadliest warrior in the world, but he's only deadly with a dagger. Doesn't matter the size of your weapon if you're deadly. What I'm trying to say is, ladies, just let me come at you with my dagger. I promise I will slay thee.
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