This dude got busted texting pictures of his penis to chicks with his phone. Dude, why are you doing what I'm doing? You're Brett Favre. At least hire a nice artist to come and paint your penis up real nice, you know. Just Ansel Adams out some clouds behind it and mail that off to a woman. Or just put your phone down and go f**k a chick. You're Brett Favre.
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