They have a sign inside of the subway, I swear to God, it says, 'Help out, New York. Please keep the subway clean. Pick up your newspapers.' And I'm thinking to myself -- I don't think the guy that left page two of the New York Times on the floor is the guy we should be worried about, OK? How about that guy in a pirate hat taking a crap on the ground?
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