You don't even know what you're voting for half the time. I mean, you know who you're voting for, who can afford TV commercials, the grown men and women who want to run the country. And they spend billions of dollars to get a commercial that says, 'That guy's a jerk. Don't pick him.' And then the other guy's like, 'That guy's a dick. Don't pick him.' And you're like, 'Well, I'd rather have a jerk than a dick. That's a good argument.'
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