I'm sitting there, and these big fat white ladies are making out with these little tiny black guys, practically sucking their whole heads down their throat, feeling up their boobs and everything. I'm six... my grandmother's like, 'Susan, don't stare!' I'm like, 'Then don't take me to jail, ya's nutbag!'
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