My father was too cheap to take me to the big downtown aquarium. This cheap bastard, he would just take me to the fish market. 'Look, Tony, there's the halibut. Shhh, they sleep in piles.' I'm like, 'Dad, they're breaded.' 'That's their blankie.'
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