Why don't old people drive fast? They always drive so slow. It doesn't make any sense if you think about it. Whenever I get stuck behind them, I'm always like, 'Come on, let's go. You're dying. Time is running out! You've got to move! You could go at any second, Grandma. Come on, step on it. You're got to run those red lights!' When I'm 90, I'm going to be going 90.
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