I like the fairy tales. Some of them don't fit, though, like 'The Three Bears.' That's not cool because it wouldn't work with a different person in it besides Goldilocks... 'Cause Goldilocks, she breaks into these people's houses. I mean, she comes into the bears' house -- she walks into the yard, into the house. Then, she's in the house; she's eating their porridge. She's like, 'Ew, this is too hot.' Bitch, this ain't your food!
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