I'm thinking about getting some body piercing done 'cause that's cool. But I'm not thinking about piercing my eyebrow or my nose or my navel, you know, I'm thinking about piercing my love handles. Wouldn't that be wicked? Not some simple gold hoops, either -- actual handles off a suitcase.
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