I tried to read the Bible, fell asleep three verses in. I was out. That book is boring. You know how you know the Bible's boring?? It's the only book ever written that they made movies out of like 'Passion of the Christ'or 'The 10 Commandments' and not once has anybody ever said, 'Dude, the book was way better than the movie.'
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