I don't want kids 'cause I'm tall. I just always feel like, the first time I lift the kid I'll lift him right into a ceiling fan and decapitate him. I'll be like, 'Honey, I told you I didn't want to lift that little fucker. I told you to keep him low, where nothing's spinning.'
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