I'm an XL. I have to go in, I have to try a shirt on, go have lunch, and then try it on again. I'm not kidding. I bought a snakeskin leather jacket; it said XL. I just bought it, took it home. I've never worn it in four years because I still can't zip it, and if I could zip it, I'd just look like a snake eating me.
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