You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 -- can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.'
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