What we ought to do is come up with a magazine that would depict men in such a way that would finally excite and turn women on. Like, first of all, come up with a catchy title, call the magazine, 'Commitment.' Wouldn't that catch your eye? A picture of a man, holding a baby, laundry by his side, getting ready to do the dishes, hands you dinner -- and the caption would read, 'Is there anything else I could help you with?'
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