I try to recycle, I try to save water, but sometimes I go, 'The hell with it. We're losing. I'm giving up.' I want to have sex with a women without a condom -- a Twinkie in my mouth, suntan lotion all over me -- that far away from Three Mile Island, going, 'Come and get me.'
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