I get no sleep -- Jehovah's Witnesses always knocking on my door. The worst part about it is that I live right next to the temple, so I'm their first stop. I let them in, I talk to them; I don't care. One time I let this dude in, it was around 5:30 in the morning. I let him inside, walk into the living room; I sat him down. I said, 'What is it you have to tell me?' He looked at me, he said, 'I don't know, I never made it this far.'
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