Guys have said to me, 'You know, Jessi, part of what makes you so pretty is you have no idea how pretty you are.' And then they're just like, 'Enjoy.' And I'm like, 'That is not nice.' That is like, at best, that's like a backhanded compliment. And at worst, that's just like a forehanded insult because I know that what that sentence really means is, 'Part of what makes you so pretty is that your self-esteem is so low, it's easier for me to f**k you.'
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