I told him, 'You are not bringing home a hooker. That is inappropriate. I can't have that.' There's no way I'm gonna watch my husband have sex with another woman, right in front of me, and then she gets paid cash for it -- and then she gets to leave! I don't think so, hooker. You're gonna sit down and listen to him talk for half an hour.
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