Every morning you got to find a really nice way to tell someone that their child is mildly retarded. 'Cause it's always the same question, they'd be like, 'Look Mr. Jackson, our son got an F in your class. Why he got an F?' And I'll tell them, 'Because I couldn't give that little bastard a G.'
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