I drive an SUV. My little hippie friend, Robert, told me that, apparently, my car rapes the land. That's what he told me when I was giving him a ride. I was giving him a ride from Salt Lake City back to San Francisco. So I said, 'Well, I could just let you out here and you could hitchhike, and then we'll see what gets raped.'
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