You've got to be careful. That New Yorker attitude will get you in trouble. I get on the highway -- first thing, I get pulled over for speeding. The cop walks over to me; I roll down the window. He says, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' I couldn't resist. I said, 'Yeah, I know exactly how fast I was going. What I didn't know is that you were parked behind the bridge. I think if I had known that, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. Is there anything else I can help you with officer? I don't know if you noticed, but I'm in a bit of a hurry.'
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