I have to explain to this guy that Jack Daniel's has an apostrophe in it, and one guy honestly said, 'You mean he followed Jesus?' 'Yeah, sir, he was one of the 12 apostrophes.' Like an apostrophe would ever follow Jesus! They have to give up all their earthly possessions, and HELLO -- their main job is to show ownership.
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