The only positive thing to happen in New York City after September 11th is on September 12th, every tourist that moved here -- from Maine and Wyoming and Minnesota -- got up on September 12th and stood in front of a video camera and said, 'It's not safe.' No kidding, it's New York City, it's not supposed to be safe. Get the f**k out. Real New Yorkers got up on September 12th and said, 'Hey, is there alternate side of the street parking today?'
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