White people can't tell the difference between hard, honest working black people and criminal black people, because we all basically dress the same. We all basically wear jeans, boots, sometimes an occasional baseball hat -- y'all can't tell. But see, black people, we can just look at what a white person's wearing and tell this guy's messed up -- get away from this guy -- because all the bad white people wear the same exact thing: police uniforms.
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