I want to take karate. I've got a friend that's been taking it for six months, which is a really dangerous amount of time to take karate because you get to that false confidence stage. You learn that one move; you think you're Bruce Lee. My friend thinks he's the next action movie hero. If somebody ever jumped out with a gun and tried to mug him, the only thing he could do is go, 'OK, grab my wrist.'
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