I saw this girl, she was very cute but she was wearing a t-shirt and it said: 'I Heart Nerds' on it. I was just looking at her and I was like, 'God, I wish I could make her force f**k an engineer with cystic acne for just hours and hours and hours.' Until she was just like, 'Alright, I don't heart nerds. I heart good-looking guys who wear eyeglasses. That's what I heart.'
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