The veterinarian had the audacity to say to me, 'Mr. White, if you'll just come on back here, we'll show you how to do this, and next time, you don't have to bring in the dog. You can just bring in the semen.' 'That's OK. You go ahead and jack off the dog. He follows me around too much as it is.'
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