I went into the store the other day -- and have you ever seen those thong panty liners? I saw those. I thought, that is so genius. Like, why didn't someone think of that a long time ago? 'Cause I know when it's that time of the month for me, and I have cramps that wake me up in the middle of the night, I think, 'You know what would make me feel better right about now? A thong. If I could just find something to put in it that would make it more uncomfortable -- that would be great.'
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