Every time I'm on the subway platform and it smells like sh*t, I want to grab someone. I just want to hold them by the collar and go, 'Guess why it smells like sh*t here? Guess why.' And right as they're staring back at me, just go, ''Cause a person sh*t here. A person did.' There's no stray dogs in this city. A human being was like, 'Yeah, right here. Good place.' Not even a f**king homeless guy, just a businessman, like, 'I'm not waiting. Not waiting. F**k it.'
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