I played clarinet in the marching band and I was fat, which was horrible because we used to sell these candy bars for the band so we could go on band trips at the end of the year. They would give us a huge box of candy bars at the beginning of the week. At the end of the week, I was like, 'Ma, look, yeah, can I have $50 bucks?'
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