I was hanging out at the pool at the hotel in Cancun, and there was a group of girls there from Europe. I could tell they were from Europe because none of them had their bikini lines shaved. It's not a pretty look, is it? This one lady looked like she had Buckwheat in a scissors lock. Try some weed eater, will you, sis? You've got a tarantula in your shorts. She put on a pair of nylons -- she looked like Fidel Castro robbing a bank.
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