I want to turn my life over to God but it is hard as hell. Every time something happens to us, that's what we do: 'Oh God, please don't do it to me, I'll tell ya, this is it, I'm leaving these n***as alone, all these bitches, I'll tell ya, this is it, I'm tired of this s**t, I shoulda came to you.' As soon as you feel good, you back out: 'F**k these bitches!' God be like, 'He's a lying motherf**ker right there. That's a lying-ass n***a. Don't you call me no more.'
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