I joined a softball team, which I thought was a great idea... but the guys on my team are crazy. These guys show up to games -- slow pitch softball games -- with cleats, stirrups, the Barry Bonds arm guards on, the black crap under their eyes. I'm like, 'Fellas, the ball is this big. If you can't see it, you probably shouldn't have driven to the game today.'
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