She's from Chicago, I'm from Chicago; I could have been a first lady. But they would have done that background check -- I ain't no lady. Michelle looks like she always knew she wanted to be a first lady; don't look like she went through a slut phase. I did. Slut phase one, two and three. There's a fourth comin'.
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