I got in a big fight with my girlfriend. She's really immature. She sleeps with this big stupid teddy bear. I told her, 'I can't believe you're 25, and you sleep with a stupid teddy bear.' She goes, 'So what? You sleep in your pajamas.' And I go, 'A lot of guys sleep in their pajamas.' She goes, 'Yeah, but you sleep in your bedroom slippers, too.' See what I mean? She's so stupid. I don't have any choice because they're sewn into the pajamas.
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