I was over in the Middle East in November. And I'm hanging out with a cousin, and he's driving us around, showing us the city and Cairo. Arabs are all anti-American right now. I witnessed it first hand. I'm over there and I'm driving around with him, and he's just like, 'Believe me, cousin, America is very bad. They're weak, very weak. America, they think they own everything. C'mon, they will fall. America just a paper tiger. They will fold. Yeah, yeah -- you hungry? You want something to eat? We have McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Applebee's -- you like Applebee's?'
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