You can't blame the kids for what they weigh 'cause you have to look at the toys they have. My little cousin owns a Chuck E. Cheese Pizza Oven. Now, I wish that was a joke, but that's true. In eight minutes, in his bedroom, he'll get you a meat lover's with extra cheese, and that's not healthy or fair. It's not fair. I had a Snoopy Snow Cone machine: in four hours, you could crush one cube.
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