They want to keep foreign threats out of the U.S. I have a solution. I think we should put a velvet rope around the entire U.S. border and hire nightclub bouncers to guard the country. No, seriously, 'cause nobody takes their job as serious as a night club bouncer. If you're not on the guest list, you're not getting into the country.
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